Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009

cockjockey

A little alien that rides on a penis(like a pony) and enjoys semen in his butty butt butt.

look at that cockjockey ride that penis, he looks mighty content might I add!

by Paperboy corpse June 3, 2003

Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.

Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!

by Vondervoff August 18, 2008

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

Bull Cocksucker

someone who drinks redbull alot. and doesnt like to be made fun of for it.

T- Once again, your drinking redbull.
J- WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME, A DANG BULL COCKSUCKER?
T- NO SIR.

by dude lebowski May 30, 2009

Cock sock

A large amount of uncircumcised skin on a male's penis.

Girl1- I think I need to make and appt with my OBGYN.

Girl2- What's wrong?

Girl1-I hooked up with this guy at the bar and I think he had cheese in his cock sock and I have a UTI.

Girl 2- Gross!

by Pinkdelastink January 16, 2014

Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.

All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.

by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017