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When a simp is sexuality attracted to their car enough to put their dick in the tailpipe because they can't get laid by a real woman.
Dude, did you know Jerry hasn't had sex for so long that he had car sex!
Car Sex by Carlover360 November 7, 2020
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car wash 

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair
Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.
car wash by Accipiter April 15, 2006

car fucker 

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.
car fucker by shoeless joe March 24, 2003
Going around a neighborhood or some other place with a lot of cars late at night, preferably 1-3am, and seeing if the cars are unlocked. If they are, search for GPS's, stereos, iPods/phones, or other items worth value. Favored spots are hotels(travelers need cash and GPS's), amusement parks(Kings Island/Holiday World, they need GPS's and cash too"

If you set an alarm off, run and hide between houses, hop fences, do anything you can to get away. If you have a feeling you aren't going to get away, ditch the items somewhere the cops/civi's won't find, and won't get ruined. So when you get caught, you won't have anything on you.

After you collect enough valuables, I'd recommend waiting about 3-5 weeks, and then pawning the items.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Don't do too many items at one place, and switch up pawn shops, it's smarter to not get caught.
Steve: Wanna car hop tonight? I know a good place to get good shit.

Friend: Sure, what time?

Steve: about 1-2am, i'll hit you up.
car hop by 00101011010 November 3, 2011
When your at a social gathering that frowns on excessive drinking, and you stash hard liquor in your car to obtain the level of drunk you want without the patrons of the gathering watching you drink in excess.
Mike and tom hit up the car bar for a few shots of tequila.
car bar by guyreed April 22, 2010

car booty 

Any person who tends to become closely aquainted with another person simply becuase they have a nice car. A car booty usually comes in the form a woman whose a "gold digger." A dude can be a car booty too, especially if he ain't got no whip.
Man, that bitch is a car booty! She just wanna ride in my whip!
car booty by $*JHill*$ October 15, 2005