poor boying it

When Jimmy Bloom from Elliot Lake, Ontario asks to see the on-sale Gamecubes, puts it in his cart then proceeds to run out of Zellers with a Gamecube in his arms, in a heat-score fasion. Later, after eluding police, the merchandise is pawned for a 1/4oz. of weed, and maybe some morphine and oxycocets.

That Jimmy Bloom is always poor boying it to score some weed and pills. Fucking schizo pill-head!

by Mr. Ass April 3, 2004

Crisp-Boxing

Many individuals mastubating together over one porno and avoiding seeing each other by wearing a crisp box over their heads.

Dude, We've only got one DVD player, and we're outta time. It's got to be crisp-boxing tonight!

by Ted Haggard May 20, 2009

Lone Boning

Lone Boning

A term for male masturbation

"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"

by natewill January 8, 2012

Zombie-boxing

Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.

"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.

by HighPants January 15, 2013

telephone boxing

Where you quite simply stand in a telephone box staring creepily at passers by. Using the telephone is not needed as the point of this skill is todisturp and make other people feel uncomfortable.

'Shit that guy was telephone boxing me!"
"Lets go telephone box the shit out of some unsuspecting punters"

by runfatboyrun May 12, 2013

Indiana boxing match

When two or more overweight people are participating in sex, the two slap their fat, saggy, tits onto each other as if they were boxing.

"Boy, last night was great. After eating at McDonalds, Stacy And I fucked and we Indiana boxing matched each other. I won."

by blast attack August 20, 2016

Bucket boxing

The act of rapidly punch fisting a vagina, the same way a boxer works a speed bag.

That girls so loose. She could join professional bucket boxing.

by Ak907!! November 26, 2016