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scooping shit water 

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.
Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
scooping shit water by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

Bursting a Water Main 

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.
"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"
Bursting a Water Main by waverboy February 10, 2018

netflix and water

When you sip on disgusting water while watching Netflix
Ewww Netflix and water is disgusting

belly full of water 

When you drink so much water you can feel it in your stomach.
Person A: I'm hearing water in my stomach when I move!
Person B: Looks like you have a belly full of water.

It’s water off a ducks back 

It’s water off a fucks back
And believe me when I say it’s water off a ducks back

missouri piss water 

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.