weekend

Period from Thursday afternoon to Monday night during which excessive amounts of alcohol and drugs are consumed in attempt to forget the previous four days.

Random co-worker: What are you doing this weekend?

Billy: Nothing, just relaxing.
(thinking): I'm going to get drunk off of Bacardi and Vodka, then smoke a joint and hook up with my girlfriend's best friend. I'll come in on Monday drunk and high, make bee line for my cube, then just stare into space for several hours while listening to Jethro Tull. After that I'll contemplate quitting for a while, then play solitare till its time to leave.

by Modisch February 7, 2008

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mountain weekend

A weekend spent in the mountains involving lots of beer, Greeks and sexual assault.

Sorority Girl: "For mountain weekend, I made Fratty McFratterson such an awesome cooler and all I got was herpes!"

by just_an_observer April 6, 2009

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weezer

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

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weener

A word used to describe an unusually small penis. This word is often found offensive to those with minute genital organs. Also see todger.

Examples being "Put your weener away you weedy shit" and "Oh my god WORRAWEENER!!!"

by oldskooljammer October 3, 2005

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weekend bulimic

a person, often a trendy young woman, who starves/diets/restricts her food intake during weekdays, but then binges/gorges herself on sweets during the weekend. compare anorexic and bulimic.

she pretends to be so restrictive all the time, but she is such a weekend bulimic! did you see how many donuts she ate last saturday?

by cocojosie April 13, 2004

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