U tard

Someone who is especially naive and culturally inept and hails from the state of Utah. A combination of "tard" and U for Utah.

Molly is such a U tard. All she does is bake cookies for the ward party.

by Smokey Starlight March 24, 2008

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misc tardation

retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....

quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22

By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
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Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"

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Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.

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Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?

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Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas

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Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys

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bunch of Canadian fuckheads

by Bumhole McSquirt May 14, 2004

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douche-tard

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)

Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.

by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004

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R-Tard

R-Tard Also known as retard;

1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept

"Alyssa is an R-Tard"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"

by Trent D December 12, 2008

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'tard patch

When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. It also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.

I have to take a shower baby, I can see my 'tard patch glowing in the dark.

by hexicon September 12, 2006

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