What is Naked Jeep Girl

A girls profile on ebanned who shows the world that girls with tramp stamps are attention whores willing to wear or do anything for a dick. Sad thing is she wears a wedding ring (fake for sure) pretending she landed a guy that would put a ring like that on a girl like her, sad. Every guy knows that a girl like her is no prize.

What is Naked Jeep Girl? A girls profile on ebanned who is a disgusting whore.

by Azzman66 April 16, 2019

naked cheese

Cash; Cold, hard, cash.

This bitch tried to put her hands on my naked cheese!

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

naked monkey

The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.

I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.

by ExNWPers July 10, 2005

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.

Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.

by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

butt naked

The more popular term derived from buck naked.

some people still say buck naked, but most say butt naked because the yanks made a cooler version of the term.

Johnny: "Haha, I just saw your girlfriend butt naked"

John Henry Smith III: "You stupid American, it's "buck naked"! Bloody twit!

Johnny: "Haha, Yeah, but we are more popular, and our term is better, so we win by default. Either way, I still saw your girlfriend naked."

by Chad5161 April 14, 2010

Women's naked football

Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.

lets go watch some women's naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 26, 2010

Nike

Why the hell does everyone think, Nike is a shoe? Or a company. Or at least something that includes sports. This is not ok. "Nike" is an amazing name for amazing women. For those who are intelligent, cute and sexy at the same time, super smart and (add every good behavior one can have here). Never ask them if they ever dated an "adidas". Just don't.

"What's your name?"
-"Nike."
-"Sorry...?"
-"Nike"
-"Niki?"
-"No, Nike."
-"Like the shoes...?"
-"Well. Yes"

by Gregory_ftw August 8, 2012