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Killed by Florida

Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.

Rivs- lead guitar

Scala- bass

Alex- drums

Jammer- lead vocals.
I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!
by DeDuke August 24, 2023
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Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.
by blue waffle house August 31, 2023
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Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020
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Florida Hotbox

When someone smokes weed, and blows the smoke into a woman's vagina. The woman then rides the smoker's face and queefs the smoke back into their mouth
Person 1: bro, that stoner chick let me give her a Florida Hotbox
Person 2: Yuck. Nice
by Senor Gorgeous January 11, 2021
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killed by florida

Killed by Florida is a hardcore punk rock and roll band from south Florida. Killed by Florida is a fuck the proud boys fuck racism fuck fascist fucks unity respect equality. Words have meanings.
Let’s go see killed by Florida because they make my pussy wet
by David Lee tard March 21, 2021
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Florida Dustbowl

When A woman ingests cocaine through her vagina (or anus) by having her partner blow it through a straw
Garret gave her a Florida Dustbowl but when he sneezed the coke got everywhere.
by ImCoveredinBees July 12, 2022
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Florida woman

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman
by fcjellybean October 25, 2022
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