cup condom

n, the cardboard sleeve placed around a paper coffee cup to prevent burns to the hand.

Customer: Shit this cup is hot.
Starbucks Chick: Here's a cup condom for protection.

by optic_fuel July 27, 2008

Florida Fling

- The art of dumping a handicapped person out of their wheelchair as made famous by Deputy Charlette Jones of Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department, Hillsborough, Florida.

Dude, I thought I could get out of a DUI because of my wheelchair but that cop didn't give a shit. He gave me the Florida Fling and dragged my ass to downtown.

by Optic_Fuel March 06, 2008

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

by optic_fuel July 31, 2008

get away sticks

legs, gams
used for walking

Have you seen Pam in that skirt.

Yeah, she's got some great get away sticks.

by optic_fuel November 17, 2007