eating puppies

The act of consuming cute little dogs, often considered extremely manly and un-gay.

Person A: Bro, I'm seriously considering eating puppies.

Person Gay: What?!!??!?!

Person A: Dude, don't be gay.

by Cadillac Jones June 21, 2010

eating a fire and ice condom

When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.

Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.

by tosh18 January 16, 2011

Eskimo eating out

The act of using one's nose to pleasure a vagina as if it were a tounge

Woah! i just finished eskimo eating out Janie and she came in my nose!

by stevielicks September 25, 2011

My Nigga Eating Beans

When your nigga eats your beans.

Ay! My Nigga Eating Beans!

by MNEB February 17, 2019

chode eating chimaera

n. The chode eating chimaera is one of many mythological monsters that you may or may not have heard of, but it's only real mythological beast that has been proven to exist. The chode eating chimaera can be found in many people today, and is passed down through heredity. The chode eating chimaera resides in the thyroid glands. It (as you probably guessed) feats on chodes.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.

"Shut up you chode eating chimaera."

"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."

by Zacharoth September 20, 2006

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

by ianamalsu August 26, 2007

Eating out

Eating at a restaurant or eatery. (which is actually basically the same thing as a restaurant)Also a synonym for cunnilingus

Alf: Hey Rick; how was your date with Eve yesterday?
Rick: It was great; we went to this outdoor restaurant in the park and ate out.
Alf: -Snicker, laugh.-
Rick: What's so funny?
Alf: -Cough.- Nothing.

by Mike December 16, 2004