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Diapression

It pertains to the state of being depressed and suffering from diabetes.
This condition often arises in people with emotional eating disorders.
Ado: You are binge eating again?
Ash: I am depressed, ok...
Ado: ...and diabetic...
Ash: yes, but...
Ado: You have diapression...
Ash: I-
Ado: You diapressed fuck...
by Roger Bernardine October 27, 2019
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This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita

A depressing version of This is so sad Alexa play Despacito when it goes more sadder than before and this goes viraly dramatic over sad contents.
P.1: My brother died but what’s worse my cat died he got runned over by a car...

P.2: This is very depressing Alexa play Dame Tu Cosita.
by R.O.B. The savage robot July 13, 2018
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Facebook depression

the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.
I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.
by dp916 April 18, 2011
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Post-Potter Depression

When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.

Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.

It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.
The five stages of Post-Potter Depression

Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"

Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"

Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)

Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!

Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"

(then back to Denial)
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IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.
by profbass March 18, 2010
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depression

the act of being depressed just for a longer period of time.
having the same symptons of who who is depressed, just at a worse level.
when u go threw depression, u tend to fall in and out of it easily. u get mixed feelings. u feel sad, alone, confused, angry, non-active. u are not urslef and u fear that u cant change and even if u did u ruined wut u could've had.
"the man went through depression ll his life, that he couldnt take it anymore so he took his own life."
by mArE June 12, 2004
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depressingly optimistic

Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.
This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.
by Vully November 4, 2011
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