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F.R.I.E.N.D.S

*ahem ahem*
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.AAAAAA
It's like you're always stuck in second geeeeeear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your yeeeeeear, but
I'll be there for yoooooou
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for yoooooou
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for yoooooou
('Cause you're there for me toooooooooo)
aaaaaaand scene.
I watched some F.R.I.E.N.D.S last night
by CoochieStealer69 November 20, 2018
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d.i.c.e

Acronym for 'Destructive Influence' a Eve-Online Corporation, part of the Band of Brothers Alliance.

Primarily formed out of ex members of the ATUK corporation that folded due to their inability to do anything other than gank with blobs.

Lacking the fortitude to develop a 0.0 infrastructure in a changing, more industrious eve world they chose the easy option and joined BoB.

Their speciality is of performing cheap smack that is equal only to that of a crying baby.

Quite possibly the most pathetic corporation in existence.

Claiming to be superior Pvp'rs, the majority of their pilots are in fact incompetent pilots following their leaders.

Known exploiters, extreme metagamers and cheaters, proven beyond doubt to have several CCP developers in their own corporation revealing pre-release information, locating enemy fleets and refueling pos's remotely using in game developer tools.
Pilot 1: D.i.c.e are in system
Pilot 2: What are they doing?
Pilot 1: The usual, Smacking in local.
Pilot 2: Why do they do that?
Pilot 1: Lack of fatherly attention when a child, or maybe they got too much fatherly attention, if you know what i mean.
by Oveur May 31, 2007
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D.A.R.E.

by techdude April 29, 2003
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E.T.D.

Emotionally Transmitted Disease.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
A: "I was fine until I started that affair with Tegan. Now I'm seeing my therapist twice a week and I'm on Zoloft because I'm so depressed."

B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"

A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."

B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
by ajws July 3, 2011
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G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
by Lickwits November 14, 2019
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n-e-r-d

The name N-E-R-D is expressed by Pharrell Williams in tracks meaning Noone ever really dies!
by Toby Hillis December 25, 2005
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P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please excuse my delusional ass sweetie; the English version of this popular middle school Math acronym
"P.E.M.D.A.S.!" The aggravated English teacher yelled at her coworker as she ran off with the coffee pot.
by xanadont69 March 5, 2023
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