Calvin

One. Ugly. Asshole. Who is like a pervert at times. Need to fix its facial shit. He is very disgusting and annoying and gives off a stalker vibe. He always attempts to get close to young girls. Always get rejected. Never be able to find love with that ugly face of his. He needs to fix his ugly ass gace becore he finds love so he will not get rejected again. But it will take hid whole live to look average. Never get a calvin in your life. You will regret meeting one. Its a nightmare.

Person 1: Is that calvin???

Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.

by Sexy vibrator June 17, 2018

celting

Cell phone texting

He was engrossed in celting his gf, bstfr, rm, x, wf and lvr of celting;-)

by Hercolena Oliver April 9, 2009

Calvin

One who shakes himself apart at the wrists. Mostly German. Tends to spit when he talks, so much so that he coats anyone or anything he speaks to. Leaves food particles from flossing all over the mirror. Has loose bowels; leaves a coating of shit all over the toilet seat. One who has no respect for others

Stranger: Who left shit all over the toilet seat?

Stranger: Oh, that’s Calvin

by Charlie K. April 17, 2019

Calvin Klein

When you're not quite Gucci, but you're getting there.

Boss: we gucci?
Me: we're calvin klein

by KarGuy November 12, 2020

ma celina

A crazy girl that always comes to your house asking for sugar and asks for shit like that. She probably has a fetish for old shoes as she secretly smells other people's feet. Most likely will give you chlamydia

Guy 1 "I think I got an std"

Guy 2 "you probably got it from that Ma Celina girl"

by Monopolyman5 January 23, 2019

calvin syndrome

Male equivalent of a woman's "pre-menstrual syndrome"; marked by excessive mood swings, increased sensitivity, and random fits of anger.

1. That man has been crying for an hour; he must be suffering from calvin syndrome.

by paperclip09 April 11, 2008

Calvin

Fat, arrogant, and a lazy piece of shit. The dude has no class, extremely large, will you eat you out of your house or home. Disrespectful, fat, stupid, broke, sleeps on a futon with a queen size mattress in the basement of his home that reals of mold and mildew. Liar, cheat, and dude just end it all!

Yo Calvin, dang never mind fat, arrogant ass douche!

by Nunnnnya business May 30, 2018