Simp

Josh Owens

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

Simp

A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020

Simp

Isaiah.

Isaiah is such a fucking simp ngl.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020

Simp

Logan Montgomery

Dude, Logan Montgomery is such a fucking simp

by YoureKindaSus March 11, 2020

Simp

short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive

Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass

by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021

Simp

A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.

Someone: I bought her so much stuff from the mall, I'll bet she likes me now."
Reddit: Simp.

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars

Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping

by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020