Spicy Italian Sausage

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.

Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"

by GlitterCupcakke420 September 28, 2019

The Spicy Bike Ride

The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.

I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.

by Jnumber1 July 6, 2011

Spiffeh

A word normally used on an oekaki where it means cool.

Dude, that pic is so spiffeh!

by I.K. May 13, 2005

SPIF

Stands for Sales Performance Incentive Fund. (Or Performance, or Person.) It's what sales people get when they don't get a decent commission or salary. Sometimes involves extra company product, sometimes a bonus prize.

When Dave sold the big stereo this month, they Spiffed him a trip to Hawaii; The only spif that Bob got, was a tshirt and one of the refurbed DVD players.

by eclecticbubba August 24, 2007

spicy tuna

Placing something very hot in a man's mouth prior to giving a women oral sex. The result is a capstasin stimulated clitoris. Very surprising

After eating the chernobyl wings at binga's i gave the bar skank a spicy tuna that evening

by pron keblin August 1, 2008

Oojah-cum-Spiff

Finally all right.

Everything is oojah-cum-spiff now that Barack is President.

by ChezzaChef August 31, 2009

Spicy Cheeks

The burning crackling feeling you get in your butthole after having the shits even though you've wiped your ass clean

I dropped some hot mud earlier today and now I have spicy cheeks

by Danny Pena January 4, 2004