snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Snake Snatch

Death grip on the cock

My king cobra got caught in her snake snatch!

by Aight den November 19, 2011

Snake Charming

Verb. The act of oral sex being performed on a flaccid penis through the zipper of the persons pants to the point that the penis becomes fully erect.

There was no time time to waste, so I asked Wendy to begin Snake Charming. She than showed off her skin flute playing skills and then we were able to bang.

Snake Charmers be Snake Charming

by LoveCanal69 April 24, 2015

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 01, 2017

Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.

She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.

by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019

happy snake

noun: A cult icon which took in-class note-passing to a new level in the mid 80's through the mid 90's. Originating in Southern California, can be composed of any medium - paper, plastic, cardboard, leaves, etc. Most commonly used to rip on classmates, but had other unique disruptive uses that ranged from harmless (Naked Happy Snake) to moderately destructive to classroom infrastructure (Stuck-In-An-Overhead-Projector-Fan-Happy-Snake).

Happy snakes most commonly composed of a medium capable of being written on and contained the trademark happy snake with forked tongue. The message could be relevant to the medium it was composed of, or for passing insults and/or disrupting class.

"Is that a Tarie-Leaie-Stuck-In-A-Vise-With-A-Can-Tab-Stuck-To-It-While-Going-55MPH-Down-The-Highway-On-The-Back-Of-A-Maintenance-Truck Happy Snake?"

"Why yes, it is!"

by lb lb lb lb March 18, 2009

snake in the grass

a snake in the grass is a sly person whos always doing things behind peoples backs.

e.g.
-slithery one.
-an eva cowzer: "im a snake in the grass"

by gemmeeg February 08, 2010