Realtime Shock

A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"

"The realtime shock value in that film was amazing!"

by Ultiman123 January 9, 2009

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for David's glock n shock!

by Kamen December 14, 2008

Clock-shock

The surprise that results from checking the time and getting an unexpected and often unwelcome result. Clock-shock can be positive or negative, depending on whether more or less time has passed than expected.

Alyssa had a bad case of clock-shock when she saw that it was already 5am!

Jimi was brutally clock-shocked when he realized he still had 4 hours before his shift ended.

by The Search Is Bound to Fail February 22, 2006

conogenic shock

fabricated illness linked with high drama to attract attention to oneself. Usually associated with the accumulation of relatives, police and fire-rescue personnel.

mostly experienced by south florida latino women.

One medic to another," Look man, she's fluttering her eyelids, she must be going into conogenic shock".

by buck thrasher January 20, 2009

G-Shock

Hitting the G spot of a woman with your penis "shocking" her to climax.

I g-shocked Cindy without her husband knowing it.

by Jilina September 26, 2005

sugar shock

A condition that occurs after the ingestion of excessive amounts of sugar, refined carbohydrates or other high glycaemic index carbohydrates. The net result of sugar shock is an immediate energy boost, only to be followed by a sudden drop of energy and fatigue 30-120 minutes later, usually worse than that experienced before consuming the refined sugar. Other symptoms can include sleepiness, hypoglycaemia and reduced mental acuity.

After eating that sweet dessert, instead of getting a boost of energy, I got a serious case of sugar shock, so I went home for a nap.

by Metabolism101 March 15, 2010

brazilian shock collar

While receiving a blowjob, a man wraps his legs indian style around the head of the giver. Then, he performs a jiu-jitsu-like move, bringing the legs in and out, to throat the giver with his member.

Last week, I looked into the back yard to see my dad giving my mom a brazilian shock collar in the hot tub.

by mickey o. June 11, 2013