Clock-shock 

The surprise that results from checking the time and getting an unexpected and often unwelcome result. Clock-shock can be positive or negative, depending on whether more or less time has passed than expected.

Alyssa had a bad case of clock-shock when she saw that it was already 5am!

Jimi was brutally clock-shocked when he realized he still had 4 hours before his shift ended.

Clock-shock by The Search Is Bound to Fail February 22, 2006

cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.

the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked

cock shock by m0n1ng September 14, 2009

cock shock

A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.

It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.

cock shock by Anthem March 18, 2003

cock shock

verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.

John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.

cock shock by JW75 March 29, 2013

cock shock

When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.

I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?

cock shock by Bromski March 6, 2008

Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.

Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!

Cock Shock by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010

cock shock

when a guy gets so horny when he's about to have sex and cums before it even starts

He got cock shock from her undressing.

cock shock by caz March 18, 2003