baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Seal the deal

After cumming inside a girl you lick the pussy lips and pinch them closed. Like pressing down a envelope.

I can't wait for you to seal the deal in bed with me.

by Lickdaquill January 6, 2021

Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.

Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.

by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008

seallis

What used to be the Sears Tower & now is the Willis tower.

Chicago changed the Sears Tower to the Willis Tower, but look how erect that building is, that's the Seallis (Cialis)Tower!

by Sanet March 13, 2009

Land Seal

A dog.

A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal

by LocalCheeseMonger February 16, 2018

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

dropping a SEAL team

Army jargon for taking a dump.

Your 240 gunner's behind that tree dropping a SEAL team!

by Megaloman March 5, 2009