cock scepter

A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.

Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules.

by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009

scenery of speech

The words one uses in their day to day life.

Harry: "I feel some people really limit themselves by not being creative and making up new words."
Tom: "yes, their scenery of speech is not very interesting, thus making them a lot less fun to be around. It is truely sad."

When someone is telling you the long version of a story they are "taking the scenic route to get to their point".

by Olivia Anderson April 3, 2006

Sceneitize

To turn someone who isn't scene into a scene kid by manner of their clothes and hair.

Emily: Kevin, when are we gonna Sceneitize you?
Kevin1: YEah cause you know how handy i am with the needle and thread, I'll get you tight pants in no time.
Kevin2: But i like my polo shirts...

by Kevin Garcia August 17, 2006

sceneager

a scene teenager; mainly a scene kid who goes to shows mainly to just say they went.

Did you go to that TDWP show last night?
Yah d00d there was a ton of sceneagers there smoking their cergets and carrying on.

by nnnataliiie March 24, 2008

Scemo

For a start i want to say I think labels can be used to describe how someone dresses, there is such thing as goth, punk and emo fashion so i think if what you wear fits into the scene you shouldn't get pissed when people ask you if you belong in it. A scemo in my opinion is someone who posses the personality traits of either an emo ( deep, quiet, introverted, sensitive, bipolar, emotional, pessimistic, thoutful, emotive and creative) or a "scene kid" ( optimistic, happy, bubbly, random, confident, different, extroverted) or a combination of both. Generally people will have a combination of both so what really makes you seen as a "scemo" is if you dress in a mixture of the two. Band shirts, converse, black eyeliner, fringe (emo) and neon skinny jeans, candy bracelets, crazy hair and a colourful hoodie. Emos can dress however they want and so can scene kids. Just because you choose to follow a lifestyle doesn't mean you limit yourself to one fashion sense. That's why the only reason to really know is to ask them :)

That quiet kid in the corner, writing in a diary wearing a pink hoodie and a BOTDF shirt looks like a scemo. There's no point labelling him though.

by Black_Paradex December 24, 2014

The Scene Kid Face

Verb, as much as annoying, vain scene kids take many photos of themselves anyway and believe that they are incredible photographers for some reason. They frequently do this... 'pose' where they snarl, lifting one lip up towards the nose and usually tilt their head.

It's very stupid, but hilarious that they think they're cool for doing this face.

Scrolling across Facebook, oh look it's "Jessica OMG Bieber" (notice that the scene kid has a false surname and middle name.) Oh, what an annoying profile picture, she's pulling a face, this is know as The Scene Kid Face.
The Scene Kid Face is a COCK IN ASS

by BallBagBaggins April 11, 2010

Ska Scene

The Ska Scene is followed by people who listen and dance to ska. There are two common ways people in the ska scene dress, one in fiftees suits and dresses, bowler hats, and over sized sunglasses. The other is wearing jeans, tourists floral shirts, band t-shirts, Vans, saddle shoes, and alot of black and white checkered anything. People in the ska scene are sometimes said to look to be out of an old detective movie with no sound. People in the ska scene often have a sense of humor and are quick to laugh and make sarcastic comments, but are very friendly. Ska sceners tend to hang out with the punks and people in the new wave, but are friendly with any group (except chavs, and townies). People in the ska scene also enjoy listening to bands like "The Clash", and "The Doors". People involved in this scene tend to be happy and upbeat, because if you have ever listened to ska music, you'd know how happy it sounds.

punk rocker-"Dude, youre all black and white and stuff, whats up with that?"
ska sceneIm in the ska scene man!"

by Little Red ;D August 29, 2010