rooster tail

When liquid shit explodes out of your butt and sprays up your back or on your shirt in a feathery fan shaped spray resembling that of a rooster's tail.

Wayne had to quit work at the post office early that day because when he came out of the bathroom he realized that he had a large rooster tail on his uniform.

by bigmatej February 8, 2010

get roasted

Something you say after you burn someone so hard you can't resist saying this phrase

Person: You are soooo stupid.
You: Hey this is about me not you.
Other humans: GET ROASTED!!!

by SansThePunMaster April 8, 2017

robster

1.short but sexy.
2.chubby but sexy.
3.any short, balding, unattractive male who can make the ladies swoon with his mysterious sexual magnetism.
4.sexy.

"i'm sick of all these handsome guys with their perfect bodies and wallets full of cash.what i really need is a red hot robster."

by robx October 4, 2004

rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008

Roostering

The act, when intoxicated of shitting and vomiting simultaneously. The international symbol for roostering is sometimes confused with the symbol for “walk like an Egyptian”

Alex: Did you see Matt after the party last night?
Obi: Yeah he was roostering on the front lawn!

by Yotay October 30, 2019

cunt rooster

A cunt rooster is a fucking piece of shit asshole motherfucker that can't keep their wandering cock out of other hen houses, aka vaginas. A great way to describe that special cheating son of a bitch in your life.

"Sean Thorpe is a total fucking cunt rooster."

by Your Lord And Saviour January 19, 2014

honey roasted

When you compliment someone, but insult them at the same time.

I wasn't expecting your baby to be so adorable!
'Damn, did i just get honey roasted?'

by Hightower-Otaku March 3, 2016