rectumstein

when you get done shitting and the shit is green and stains the rectum green like Frankenstien.

Dude, last night i took a total rectumstein.

by Ed Danvers April 7, 2013

rectumrumour

Rectumrumour. Noun. Meaning: 1. Rumour conserning ones rectum 2. Rumour about the presence of rectum(s) in a given situation.

"I heard a rectumrumour about there beeing rectums at this party, but all i see is complete assholes."

by Søppel^2 January 9, 2016

rectumobile

An anus which can hold up to 12 penises inside of it.

That girl at the bar last night had a rectumobile.

by SoCloseToDead April 18, 2016

Rectumitus

A condition where a person or management has their head stuck so far up their ass, they would need a surgeon to remove it

There is a epidemic of Rectumitus in this management or Joe Blow has a very severe case of Rectumitus

by tat2you June 1, 2016

rectumfy

to put something right; correct in the butt.

One may rectumfy almost any situation, if given time.

by Boomsmack February 26, 2018

Rectumcussions

Rectumcussions are the repercussions one will face after eating a food that is well known to cause diarrhea.

I am not looking forward to the rectumcussions after that Taco Bell

by Oxxxford Dick June 12, 2018

rectumography

The Study of Rectum and all it's glory

I'm taking my GCSE in Rectumography next year!

by Prof. Bumhair October 20, 2018