Piss Protest

The act of urinating on something to show your displeasure, usually at a building.

Alex and Max had a piss protest at the Methodist Church because they're badman atheist muthafuckas.

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 9, 2011

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

professor dick

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005

Protes

Protes- Short for protein of a gratuitous nature.

"ARGGHHGHGH"-Angry Man
"Whats up with him?"- Concerned friend
"Obviously short on his protes for the day"- Other Friend.

by ProtesKing69 January 22, 2011

protest warrior

Site where the silent majority stops being silent and gets their message out into the protest area.

Protest Warrior answers ANSWER powerfully.

by Korora December 9, 2003

Professional Desperado

1. A bold or desperate Professional

2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.

3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.

"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!

by Rogerowen October 9, 2007

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008