Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
by alexhasabadpseudonym July 02, 2011
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Piss Protest

The act of urinating on something to show your displeasure, usually at a building.
Alex and Max had a piss protest at the Methodist Church because they're badman atheist muthafuckas.
by alexhasabadpseudonym July 09, 2011
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