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Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
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white porcelain

da biggest baddest bitch yo mama ever seen. she thicc. she wild. and she thicc.
Guy: Dam white porcelain lookin hella fine
Guy 2: oh baby queen porcé! she fine as China
by blackhole123 January 9, 2018
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The Porcelain Challenge

A tiktok challenge in which people grind fine china into a fine powder and snort it. It is extremely harmful, and at least 6 known people have been injured from it. Not only is it harmful to the body, but it also destroys antique, expensive china.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Porcelain Challenge?
Person 2: Yeah! Someone in my kid’s school did it. I can’t believe these kids are doing someone so stupid.
by Banana_Human October 3, 2022
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Sam Porcello

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname, "Mr. Oreo."
Sam Porcello died May 12, 2012, at the age of 76.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Sam Porcello

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname Mr. Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco after his rejection by the cosmetics industry because he was color-blind.
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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Sam Porcello

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024
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