Matthew Lillard

He is the hottest man alive and he is so perfect like wtf!

Person1: Wait whos Matthew Lillard
Person2:Only my husband!

by StevieLillard October 21, 2023

William Matthews

an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"

ew gross its a William Matthews

by inthaweeds January 28, 2018

Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.

Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.

by Zachzilla December 26, 2020

tw matthew morrison

something frequently said by duke depp on dukemoose livestreams

“tw matthew morrison!! i hate your couch!”

by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021

adam matthews

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care

Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.

by Adam matthews daddy July 27, 2022

Ava Matthews

THE MOST AVA GIRL EVER TO EXIST. she can be the most craziest blondes that ever lived. She is into a guy named Eligh . she is sooooo inlove him like words cant describe. she is also a blm lover she is always singing to a boy named devin she lovessss black peepers. Ava is such a kind little amazing sexy hot baby babygirl baba doll weiner dog. she will alwys suck your toes, She is the most silliest craziest wireds quirkiest blondest bluest eyed beast. she will learn how to love and obey you after u buy her lip oil. she likes to be racist to a slay boy named mikko . She is so in love with a girl named Gladys like sshe wants to marry her.

W : she sucked my toes really well

E: i love ava matthews she is so crazy slay

by BUSSYART5 March 13, 2023