mouth holster

verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.

a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"

by the_dutch_fist September 16, 2008

Mouth Puff

When you take a short drag off a cig or joint but don't inhale the smoke.

No, I didn't inhale... it was just a mouth puff!

by JayArr January 13, 2009

Mount Pillowmanjaro

The act of towering all the pillows on your bed to erect a huge tower of which you can lean back on to watch movies in bed. This may mean swiping your mate's pillows from their side of the bed.

I hope your Mount Pillowmanjarow gives you a neck ache for stealing all the pillows from my side of the bed.

by Cheezy Grin May 27, 2009

Moussin

When a person has an excessive amount of hair mousse applied.

Wow, I feel bad for Matthew Mcconaughey, I saw one of his interviews on tv and he was moussin pretty bad.

by seks_panther October 18, 2009

Mount Livestock Academy

Any core group of uppity, provincial xenophobes, especially in the Arts.

"I know his music sucks, but let's face it, he's tied in with the Mount Livestock Academy of the Performing Arts."

by Old Chicory January 4, 2010

mouth deuce

To vomit as a result of excessive drinking, motion sickness, or a flu. Basically, to crap from the mouth.

Pull over, I think I'm going to drop a mouth deuce.

I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.

I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.

by ADKat8 June 30, 2010

mountain beaver

geting laid while on a mountain

man alst night i took this girl up on the hill and got some MOUNTAIN BEAVER

by tbone07 December 29, 2010