Daddy issues

Its what I have :D
Example :
dad : I fucking hate

you
Me :

Thanks dad

Daddy issues is when you or your dad get in fights alot to the point that you/your dad or both of you hate each other

by Tanner, your online mother October 19, 2021

Living daddy issues

From the MHA/My Hero Academia fandom and memes. This stands for the character: Shoto Todoroki

Person 1: Hat who do you want to cosplay as
Person 2: Ummm living daddy issues

Person 1: Oh ok

by xXHypeWolfXx September 5, 2020

Catalina has mommy issues

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

by anonymous March 8, 2022

isosceles

As in a triangle: to be happy or positive to an almost spiritual degree; to focus on a superior goal from many broad or lesser options; to take the high road or rise above adversity.

"That was rude dawg, but I'm going isosceles."

Q: "How are you?"
A: "Isosceles"

by girlstuff June 24, 2008

Trust issues

When you are too scared to fart, sneeze, cough or laugh due to a stomach bug that causes diarrhoea.

We just got back from a tropical holiday and we now have trust issues because we ingested some of the local water.

by Sirknz January 14, 2017

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues, so a friendly piece of advice is to get the right type of dishwashing detergent comme du monde

by Sexydimma May 2, 2018

grandpa issues

daughters of mothers who have daddy issues that didn’t deal with them. usually also results in attraction to inappropriately older men or generally toxic men, but comes with guilt about it that mothers never had.

Oh that girl’s mom never went to therapy for her family life and she’s dating a 27 year old, she must have grandpa issues.

by bad bitch from Dallas November 21, 2021