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Israeli Mayonnaise

The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"
News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.

Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.

Ted : That's just sick.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010
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Ibrahim

Ibrahim's a faggot
by Serria2883 August 8, 2016
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Israeli apartheid

The Israeli form of racial segregation and legalized inequality. Reminiscent of South African apartheid and considered a crime against humanity.
A: Hanin, why do you have to wait three hours every day to go to the university that's a mile away from home?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?
by Adi Callai November 11, 2019
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Isiah

Trash at fortnite and he is usually found default dancing in the bathroom
“Oh Isiah, why’d you get caught in the bathroom default dancin again?!?”
by Cayden owens(daddy) February 15, 2019
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Ibraheem

Someone who is very toxic during gaming and calls other people "kid"
guy : *genuinely is good at the game*
ibraheem : Look you hacker, KID
by Rizwanislol October 11, 2020
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Ibrahim

no one likes him, he's obnoxious and only cares for himself.
Girl 1: Ibrahim you suck
by Shashamaggott December 6, 2018
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Isfahan

City in Iran with a history of being the main capital in the days after the conversion to Islam. Known for the incredibly funny sounding accent, which has a strange way of placing the stress on odd syllables and being extra-formal in comparison to other dialects of Farsi.
Hey Bahram, listen to that guy over there ordering a burger. He's talking as if he's speaking with Xerxes himself! Must be from Isfahan.
by wfeergtbh October 27, 2008
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