The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"
News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010
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A: Hanin, why do you have to wait three hours every day to go to the university that's a mile away from home?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?
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Hey Bahram, listen to that guy over there ordering a burger. He's talking as if he's speaking with Xerxes himself! Must be from Isfahan.
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