Hula hoop

A hula hoop must be a registered large hoop spun around the body by gyrating the hips, for play or exercise. One must report their hula hoop to the nearest home affairs. One must not receive any nuts if their hula hoop is not registered.

I love spinning in my hula hoop

by Dwinxstar December 15, 2021

hoop a beer

To stick / insert the rim of a full pot of beer in your anus and then do a hand stand or invert yourself so you can “drink” / “shelve” the beer

Bet ya he hoops a beer too
Do ya wanna hoop a beer?
His probably hooping a beer

by Take 5 February 20, 2025

Hoop-rock

when your playing basketball with some of your friends.

me and my niggas were playin some hoop-rock

by robbierice August 25, 2011

Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

da hoop

Noun: a dog with the name pepper who runs the household

Hes da hoop.

Ay! Da hoop wants a piece of your meatball.

by Da hoop's my boss October 19, 2013

Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011

hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass

He bob you can hoop me if you want

by Johnnybwoii June 1, 2017