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Gangsta Mangsta

think mega awesome gangster only with some PIZZAZZ involved. (used most often by whites with some Hispanic undertones and Latino overtones)

-can also be used as an adjective-
noun: that gansta was like THE Gangsta Mangsta
adjective: my toilet turned Mangsta when I turned Gangsta
also: frick that, my karate test was gangsta mangsta
by Gangsta Mangsta March 4, 2009
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Gangster Gouge

When one shoves his erect penis into another person's eye.
That ho tried to rip me off 50$ so I Gangster Gouged her.
by Kiyoshio August 6, 2011
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gangstawhitis

Gangstawhitis is a rare syndrome in which a white person from the suburbs truly believes he is a G from the hood. Its is believed that this is caused by a genetic anomaly, in which a G chromosome is added to the X and Y chromosomes during conception. For a male, the genetic makeup consists of XY-G. For a female, the genetic makeup consists of XX-G.

Scientists are still uncertain about the causes behind the anomaly. Some believe it is caused by an overdose of Jerry Springer and bonbons while the fetus is developing in the womb.

Other scientists feel it is caused when the developing fetus comes into close contact with too many large gold-plated chains, in combination with too much twerking by the pregnant mother.

Other symptoms of Gangstawhitis include:
Calling him/herself a "pretty mother fucker".
Thinking he has stacks of cash, when he's only holding $16 plus change.
Often seen pimping a white fedora, or a flatbill cocked to the side.
Typically wears long blonde hair in a ponytail fashion.
Automatically sticks out tongue when being photographed; it baffles scientists that a camera triggers the immediate tongue action.
Throws gang signs that hold absolutely no meaning.

Currently, no cures have been developed for this disease. Some have been able to receive therapy through intense suburban treatment centers in Kansas and Oklahoma. One center forces subjects to listen to country music for 48 hours straight.
"Dude, did you see Travis last night? He has a severe case of Gangstawhitis!"

"Hey Chris, I think we need to get Travis some help for his Gangstawhitis disorder."
by hotmessjess November 23, 2013
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Gangsta Goo

What people from the hood call their sperm.
Man sure is tough getting rid of this Gangsta Goo on my durag.
by The Unwise 0ne February 4, 2021
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Gangsters sock

When your testicles hang in your scrotum like 2 snooker balls in a sock
My bollocks hang like a gangsters sock
by RedLion2022 November 7, 2022
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Playground Gangster

Boys that act like the biggest baddest gangsters that walk around whit a lot of (fake) blingbling and expensive shirts. But at the end of the day they still have to go home to mommy and if they ever saw a real gun they would piss their pants.
Person : Later men i'm going to chill in my crib whit a few ho's!

Reaction: Man, Your mom is at your "crib" and you barley know what to do whit a "ho", Your Such a Playground Gangster
by Sive June 29, 2011
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gang-friend

When one of your friends is too chicken to add a new person that they're attracted to on a social website, and wants their friends to add the person along with him/her.
Well, what do you want us to do, gang-friend him?
by tawagirl July 8, 2010
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