Elephant Trunk 

An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.

Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn.

Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.

Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.

Elephant Trunk by cocteau30 August 17, 2011

elephant tampons 

The biggest size of tampon one can use. Generally it's somewhere between the roundness of a nickel and quarter.

Aww, why'd you buy those elphant tampons again?

Those elephant tampons hurt like bitch to pull out.

elephant tampons by valleyofcorpse February 1, 2008

Elephant Pancakes 

- a stack of pancakes with an elephant nose and tail on it
- the best fucking pancakes in the world
- an uber word that when said may make you explode
- an ancient Antarctican recipe using monkey paws to mix together a batter of delicious Chinese gunpowder, cock, Indian beef, Jewish kosher, shit, fingers from the worlds endangered species, swimming foxes, fuck, Emily Dickinson, leaves from leafless trees, bark from barkless dogs, food from the hungry, drink from the thirsty, power from the devil and evil from God, the virginity of Britney Spears, and life from the lifeless planet of Mars that is then cooked on the belly of a sexy caterpillar that just went through puberty on top of the hottest fire on the coldess ice berg and then beatin' into large replicas of the Statue of David by Chuck Norris' third fist and then eaten and digested by Bill Clinton and then crapped out and ready to be served.

- "Damn, Bill Clinton's crap is good! Taste just like elephant pancakes."
- "Psst...Noah say this word I just wrote down." "...elephant pancakes?!?..." KA-BOOM! "Your such an ass Patt..."
- "Dude I just had some elephant pancakes and now all I want to do is fuck you man...get some guy on guy action here!"
- "...How come elephant pancakes aren't even made with elephants...or have anything to do with pancakes for that matter? And why the hell is gunpowder delicious?!?! ...Britney Spears, really?... And how do you get food and drink from those who don't have it in the first place...or life from lifelessness? And since when is fuck an object?!?!?! Dude...Ancient Antarcticans were FUCKING RETARTDS!!!"
- "Where do I find a sexy caterpillar for my elephant pancakes?"

Elephant Pancakes by I need a life... May 23, 2010

elephant eye 

after taking alot of xanax sometimes your eye starts to ache and hurt and thats an elephant eye

I popped 3 blues and a ladder last night and woke up with elephant eye

elephant eye by ~~~Jayme~~~~~ August 15, 2006

elephant bleeder 

n. an individual characterized as being a strong democrat.

"Sarah Palin is so devout a democrat that when you cut her, elephants drop out."
"So that makes her an elephant bleeder?!"

elephant bleeder by fluncenterin September 12, 2009

Elephant Ear Ass 

When a woman wears granny panties and her ass is so pancakey that her asscheeks hang under the thigh elastic and they flap behind her thighs like Elephant ears

A droopy flat ass

"Dude, Beckys ass is so flat" "Yeah I know, shes got horrible Elephant ear ass"

Elephant Ear Ass by freethethirdknee October 14, 2016

Elephant Ear 

When a girl/women exposes vagina to pull out of her pussy lips to resemble an elephant ear in participation of the brain game!

The famous Elephant Ear ...As close and closest in line of vision if made look at the E ear receives 4 kicks to the ass and should be claimed as a ear licking lip gobler!

Elephant Ear by J.fanatic October 16, 2016