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Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.
"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"
by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006
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cheers big ears

An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say "cheers big ears". There are two usual responses: "same goes big nose," or "up your nose with a rubber hose."
(At the pub after raising your glass)

You - "Cheers big ears"

Me - "same goes big nose"

(Followed by a wink and a big long quenching gulp of your drink)
by Ryan83 March 9, 2008
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Aidan Earley

Aidan Earley is a really great guy, works for the good of others. Aidan Earley's mind is set on things out of this world and into the next.
person 1: Why does Aidan Earley always have others in mind? Aidan Earley girfts shares to shareholders?
person 2: Aidan Earley is out of this world, he is thinking of the world to come. he is fighting for truth and justice.
by Justice for Justice February 22, 2019
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Biscuit ersed

Scottish slang term meaning uncomfortable. Used all over the country but mostly heard on the east coast (in, for example, Edinburgh)
Think how uncomfortable you would feel and look if you were sitting on a chair after someone had put biscuit crumbs in your underpants. Thats where the term comes (or crumbs?) from.

I have shamed myself with that pun and i apologise unreservedly to my family, my friends and my future children who will now have to live with the shame, the ridicule, my thoughtless punning has wrought upon (a pun?) them. Oh no. No, not again. Please lord, HELP ME STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
After his inappropriate pun regarding pregnant nuns ("those currant buns, or pregnant nuns as i like to call them, are yummily tasty") while at a Catholic Nun Fan Club gathering, seamus looked biscuit ersed under the shocked, utterly horrified, stares of the devoted nun fans and vowed to never pun (or nun?) again.
by notpunny October 19, 2011
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earfetish

Probably the most famou newgrounds BBS user ever, he is very highly loved and noone can argue about that. Most of his 'fans' pray that WadeFulp make earfetish a moderator, which will never happen due to everyones anticipation of it and WadeFulps desire to surprise people while still doing the right thing.

Earfetish likes to masturbate in peoples ears, hence the name.
Oh my god my ear is leaking with white stuff!
by DEADSiM2 April 30, 2005
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pull your ears

Used to tell somebody to "get their head out of their ass" when the situation is such that it is not appropriate to actually say the phrase.
Boss to employee: Hey Tom, pull your ears, the copier isn't even turned on.

Husband to wife at family reunion: Honey, pull your ears you left the casserole at home.

Two people whispering in church: The preacher needs to pull his ears. Jesus wasn't married to Eve.
by a_brief_expert July 16, 2008
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earfetish

1) Pretentious Newgrounds user with an almost deity like aura about him. From what one can gather, he enjoys having sex with animals and dead babies. Not to say this is a bad thing, it's epic, actually.

Me and my peers have deducted that he should infact be a moderator, due to a high degree of awesomeness and brilliance. One often wonders why he isn't. I suspect it has to do with suck-upery, and Earfetish's lack of.

Also has homosexual and/or bi-sexual feel about him. Almost, otherwordly.

2) A sexual preference to ears. Most likely invloving cum and African American males.
NG member : Why does Earfetish rock so ?

Earfetish : Because I'm great
by Rawr guy April 9, 2005
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