meat dress

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Coogee Bay Dessert

Human excrement.

"Aussie slang"
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Named after a hotel in Sydney, Australia, the scene of a gelatto order that a disgruntled patron alleged had been laced with human excrement instead of a topping of similar colour.

"in the bathroom making a Coogee Bay dessert"

by Stephen Bishop March 4, 2009

the hair dresser

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.

So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...

by Babba O'Reilley March 6, 2011

put dressing on that salad

Combining felching with salad tossing

Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch.

by Mr Hypocrite April 29, 2004

X-Dressing

It means crossdressing(when a person of one sex dresses as the other sex).

You saw that crossdresser over there? Man, you almost couldn't tell that it was X-Dressing!

by A_Certain_Fanfic_Reader April 25, 2009

max dressler

unfunny guy, doxed someone, cant dance, annoying
😂✨🙈 dont stan him

lmao you are so not funny
lmao you are so max dressler

by ratluver May 5, 2020