Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.
Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."
by Bailmom November 06, 2011
by Lisa January 09, 2004
by elizabeth November 04, 2003
1. An ass whose curvature is so intense that you can rest your beer on it.
2. A pair of buttocks so spherical that scientists could calibrate their instruments with them.
2. A pair of buttocks so spherical that scientists could calibrate their instruments with them.
She had such a ba-donka-donk, I didn't know if I should rest my beer on it or calibrate my "instrument".
by Dr. Poon Tang, Ph.D. December 26, 2007
by Meatball Turtle August 06, 2006
by BabyDahl December 29, 2005
by Rigo (Boston) February 01, 2009