j-lo

A stupid woman (fur hag) who thinks she is amazing. She wears fur coats and puts millions of animals through agony. Some of them are anally electrocuted.

Many of them will be cats/dogs, some skinned alive, from China some stolen. They will then be mislabelled and sent abroad, eg. to U.S.A., to be sold as other types of fur.
Is that the fur hag with a new guinea pig coat?
Yep, that's j-lo.
by Nizzey April 18, 2006
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'Joint' or 'Marijuana cigarette'
'Hey man, you want a j-lo?
by cral99 April 16, 2009
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1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!
Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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by john batey January 30, 2003
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J-Lo

An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.
"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"

The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.
by Empire of the Moon February 18, 2007
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a woman with a very sexy, juicy,bodonkadonk ass
by jon jones December 10, 2003
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Her Jlo is like "whoa!"
by Iron Pimp December 11, 2003
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