Crumbelievable

A non-word used by Pizza Hut believed to mean "unbelievably crummy"

God that nasty pizza was crumbelievable

by furnlerg March 24, 2011

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015

Chumbled

Verb: To throw up (ex. O my god, Nikki just chumbled all over her shirt)
Noun: Throw up (ex. There was a puddle of chumble all over the floor)
Adjective: To describe something gross (ex. That was really chumbley)

Verb: Ex. "O my god, Nikki just chumbled all over her shirt."
Noun: Ex. "There was a puddle of chumble all over the floor."
Adjective: Ex. "That was really chumbley."

by SpicyCake July 2, 2015

crumblit

A crumblit is a bit of a crumb.

"Why did you throw that container of fried Oreos away?!"
"There wasn't anything in there, it was empty."
"But there were crumblits!"

by hansss October 11, 2016

crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days

Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass

by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017

crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis

Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12

by chokempls April 6, 2017