God’s cabbage

An underused term for marijuana that was founded by old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage back in the day

by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

Spanish cabbage

Dinner table term for vagina

Laura, will you please pass the Spanish cabbage

by Lezzie Kush November 18, 2019

Unseasoned Cabbage

It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.

You unseasoned cabbage.

by Seasoned Tic Tac March 27, 2021

Cabbage fever

When one isn't able to get an erection.
Whereas the stalk won't hold up the head.
Usually from a temporary reason ie. Nerves, drunk etc.
A term used jokingly on construction crews.

The man didn't have sex, due to a case of cabbage fever.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Cabbage Plyler

A fucking mop.

That cooch over there is such a Cabbage Plyler.

by mytamponflewout June 9, 2021

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

Crackin' cabbages

fart, lettin' er rip, breaking wind, falttulence,

I told you that you ate too much roasted garlic, and now you'll be crackin' cabbages all night!

by mirmon March 20, 2019