Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

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pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023

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great wall of custard

The one, the only Tommie McKernan

Jesus boi, Tommie sure is the Great Wall Of Custard

by Big pine lover November 23, 2021

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Forbidden Custard (noun): This term is used to describe the runny, yellow-green nasal mucus that often accompanies the common cold or flu. It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.

"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."

by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023

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