I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick
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Get the Portuguese custard tart mug.Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
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Get the great wall of custard mug.You call a person a General Custard who is seemingly smart and talented yet deceptively incompetent.
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