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HOE Business

1. A situation or act comprised of a combination of unecessary, consecutive hoe moves; hoeish activities.

2. created by a continuos rapid fire of hoe remarks causing a hoe move or activity to occur.

3. can only be done by a hoe ass person/individual that gains satisfaction from his/her hoe move..

4. a barrage of successful hoe moves, creating a hoeish atmosphere.
ex1:
Bill-"That's a fresh white T that you have on."
John-"I just bought it, thanks! I'm kind of thirsty do you have something to drink?"
Bill-"Would you like some "RED" soda? It's all we have. He he, I have some Sprite, but I wont offer it though."(laughing under breath)"

-the hoe move in this situation is that Bill recognizes that John has a fresh white T. Bill offers John "RED" soda, a white shirts worst enemy. Though Bill has sprite, he WANTED to be a hoe and not offer it, so in the event that "RED" soda gets on his white T, he'll get satisfaction knowing that his many hoe moves were sucessful. Along with the fact that he couldn't be the scape goat because John never asked if there were any other sodas. (something that can be argued between the two, but a hoe can avoid it for a time) lol inturn you have created HOE BUSINESS.
by a man of hoeish ways April 13, 2008
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business meeting

(n) The action of taking a shit, taking a dump, making a poopie
I am going to be late to work today. I have a very big business meeting to attend to before I leave.
by DC Drew June 29, 2006
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Schulich School of Business

The school is filled with bunch of stuck up cunts, who's way over their heads...
Person 1 " Hey I'm from Schulich School of Business"
Person 2 "So you're a cunt?"
Person 1 "Correctomundo"
by Niggas of Toronto October 1, 2014
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It's Just Business

An excuse for an amoral act in the name of achieving of greater fortune, most frequently & notably used by athletes backstabbing their organizations for more money or late-night television hosts taking back their former positions, all others be damned.
I don't know why my fans will feel betrayed that I signed a multi-year deal with a division rival; we all know it's just business.
by Itchy Armpits January 25, 2010
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Teen porn business

Where porn is make by teen most often with teens in to and sold to the porn industry for lots of money.
There in the teen porn business.
by The Fury 13 January 16, 2011
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handlin my business

1. getting a favor done that you yourself probably could not do without this other persons help.

2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.

3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.

4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.
"Hey man, thanks for handlin my business earlier, when my parents came over."

"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"

"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"
by Jendoof March 7, 2010
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business douche

The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.
Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.

Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.

Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
by Collin, Jason, and Matt September 9, 2008
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