bearded clam

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

by Adamar May 14, 2003

under beard

When a teenage boy is not yet man enough to grow a full beard, but instead grows ugly/nasty stubble under the chin and above the throat.

Tyler rubbed his under beard making a loud scratching sound.

by cuttyb June 11, 2006

bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

by John R. January 2, 2004

a beard

A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.

by N Igma April 15, 2006

bearder's remorse

The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.

Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.

by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012

Blue Bearded Blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

by leighzil August 3, 2009