bedizened

adj. Dressed or adorned in a sparkly fashion.

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Yo, Sarah! Liv doesn’t need to be bedizened ;: she is already a sparkly little girl.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!

Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'

by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017

The Beijinger

The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.

Hey did you see the Beijingers new article last night?

No I don’t speak noodle asshole.

by Southerndickray November 22, 2018

Moon Beading

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho

Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?

by Big Joj Boy June 4, 2019

Julia Bedingfield

a girl who gives zero attention to anyone. is selfish. but that’s okay! she has something planned in the future probably! she will also go through 7 marriages!

“Yo! Where are you?”
“Hanging out with Julia Bedingfield!”
“Bad choice dude...”

by urmom269 July 26, 2019

Bungee Beading

Bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord, there's a couple hundred feet of anal bead up your butt and you have to clench to stop.

Person 1: "Did you hear Derek went Bungee Beading last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."

by your. real. name. August 9, 2019