anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.

Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11

by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021

Acid Baptism

The act of tripping on large doses of Acid and having a spiritual awakening that causes an out of body experience and constipation.

Oh man. this has been a weekend like no other. My Acid Baptism has caused me to rethink my existence and yours.

by Laura Britt June 23, 2021

Wokesboro Baptist Church

The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members

A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”

by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021

alkimos baptist college

The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.

Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying

Person 2 : don’t even get me started

by RaccoonTrashhhhh August 20, 2021

harbor baptist academy

This is a school filled with loving and caring people that love God and love reading the Bible. They believe everything that is said in the Bible and believe that everyone needs to be saved by the grace of Jesus Christ. They love everyone❤️

oh i went to harbor baptist academy and they are so loving and tel the try to about God

by osjfowkeodnwmodd September 19, 2021

dashan baptism

dashan is such a nerd and he gets no tings, he is unknown

"did u hear about that Dashan baptism kid, ughh, he's such a nerd

by kbandzzzinoo January 21, 2022