you'll never walk alone

wrong lyrics to a famous song.
it should be "you'll never get a job."

sign on, sign on
with hope in your arse...

by International Bad Boy July 2, 2004

alonda

doesn't cry over spilt milk, but will over wet socks

A: Ah...my socks are wet!
B: you are such an Alonda

by brockie March 24, 2008

Alondra

A beautiful girl that is very annoying and cusses a lot.

That Alondra girl is so annoying but beautiful ig.

by softballgirl720 June 6, 2018

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

home alone

When you are getting a blow job or fucking a slut you want nothing to do with, you pull out and cum on the chicks face and say "Keep the change you filthy animal"

I pulled a home alone on this bitch last night and she was pissed off! I never wanted to see her anymore anyway.

by DgMagee February 1, 2010

The Home Alone

Whilst fucking a girl from behind, you pull out, come on her back. When she turns around you pull out your trusty can of mace, spray her directly in the eyes. She will then grap her cheeks and scream "AHHHHHHH" similar to Macauly Culkin in his premier roll as Kevin McAllister in the movie 'Home Alone'

I was fucking this lady cop from behind, came all over her ass and then grabbed that bitches mace and gave her the Home Alone

by OU77KG December 16, 2008