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ASVAB Waiver

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
by NoMotards December 16, 2011
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Waiver-wire Pickup

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.
Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010
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Waverlied

To have a really ugly childhood then turn into a drop dead sexy adult.
Selena Gomez was ugly in that show on Disney Channel .... but damn she sure waverlied! Shes so hot now!
by Lebbie Coone October 25, 2013
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Wiersema

Strong family line of dutch tough men. They are known for being sexy men. The would plunder anyone who would get in their way during the viking time. Willing to do crazy things for each other because they no matter how giant the Wiersema family is they always help each other. Wiersema's will win anyone over of which they talk to.
Person 1: By the way, what's your last name.
Person 2: Wiersema
Person 1: You're a Wiersema! I have like 3 other friends who are Wiersema's!

Person 2: Yup. There is a lot of us
by MManhunter December 17, 2018
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wierd gloves

1. Vasant's manly and chafed palm
2. euphemism for condom
He gave me a high five with his wierd gloves.
"Stay away from people who give you wierd gloves.
by mommyshortlegs September 28, 2021
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windshield wiper fluid

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.
-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.
by a handicap. September 7, 2022
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Reverse Windshield Wiper

A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.
The reverse windshield wiper is a fun way to get rid of dingleberries.
by Go12pack July 27, 2009
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