wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

wankless task by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wankest 

Being more 'wank' than a 'wanker'

That has to be one of the wankest pieces of shit, I've ever saw.

Wankest by the anunciator December 10, 2003

wankiest 

Of the poorest quality, of the lowest standard, the worst.

It was wankiest film I've seen all year and to think I wasted $5 on a ticket and 3 hours of my life.

wankiest by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wanklish

The language invented by those who, in the process of masturbating and trying to communicate via an instant messenger simultaneously, end up making several grammatical and spelling errors.

'hi maTE how arebyou?'

'I like your Wanklish.'

wanklish by Meeklorr April 30, 2006

Wankess

The female version of a wanker

I can't believe how much of a prick that girl is, she's such a wankess

Wankess by Merryman69 May 16, 2011

wally wankler 

When a male tosses off two boys at the same time and slaps them both together until they cum

Ben-"I was tossing off Sam and Eddie and before they finished I slapped their dicks together"
Joe-"You did a wally wankler?!"
Ben-"I guess I did"
Party rock anthem

wally wankler by Pastarus September 21, 2014

wangless 

A gaysian man, usually overweight, who is so fruity that he probably doesn't get any action.

Did you see that wangless guy at H&M? His round belly and tight pink t-shirt do not work at all for him.

wangless by kittyeggrolls December 26, 2007