wanklish

The language invented by those who, in the process of masturbating and trying to communicate via an instant messenger simultaneously, end up making several grammatical and spelling errors.

'hi maTE how arebyou?'

'I like your Wanklish.'

wanklish by Meeklorr April 30, 2006

Wankdish 

Someone who is a complete fuckhead, dick, nothing to do with wanking a dish. Thats impossible fool

Ah shit (insert current presidents name here) is such a wankdish.
Townies are all wankdishes

Wankdish by The messiah January 22, 2004

wanglish 

Noun, a compound of "white" and "Manglish". It is Malaysian English spoken by a white person, including all the slang and intonation used by a fluent Manglish speaker.

White person: "Wei why you so like dat one?"
Malaysian: "WAHLAU you talk wanglish ah?"

wanglish by Wugga August 5, 2009

wankish

"Wankish" has been used to describe an RPG character's alignment ("what's yer alignment?" "wankish" "as opposed to good or evil?"). But more generally, it indicates a general condition of wankery. Similar to wanky.

"Jimmy says...." "I don't give a fuck what Jimmy says, that wankish cunt can go fuck himself in the arse with a chainsaw."

wankish by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

wankfish 

A fish that is produced when unfertilized eggs on the sea floor are fertilized with the semen who has just knocked one out with his dick underwater

That guy goes down to the sea so much he must have fathered many wankfishes

wankfish by majeed September 6, 2008

wankfish 

Originating from sexually active fish...

He's a wankfish!
Its raining Wankfish!!

wankfish by Snowy November 30, 2004

wanglish 

internet chat-styled english, which is almost impossible to understand unless conditioned to it. called Wanglish because it makes you sound like a wang.

<twat> oi use to do u want 2 go 2 da beech 4 a swim heeps of jelly fish lol
<user> dude, talk like a human instead of using that wanglish.

wanglish by Raev February 6, 2006