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Wanderism 

A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.
Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.

I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.

You were self defense"
Wanderism by joepizza September 5, 2010
A cheifly British term used to identify one who masturbates.
"Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!"
wankers by Frost March 12, 2004

wankelitis 

A phychological condition rendering the victim unable to purchase a vehicle not powered by a Rotary engine. Many people with Wankelitis are Mazda fans. Severe cases may cause ranting on the ininefficiencies of the 4-Stroke Engine.
Because of my Wankelitis, I'm buying a Mazda RX-7 FD.
wankelitis by James Hacklander July 28, 2008

wankers burn 

wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,
doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox
wankers burn by jizzcannon1 February 21, 2011

wankerschmankle 

a man so dedicated to masturbation that it affects his daily life and physiology; a wank addict.
a wankerschmankle will often never leave his house and if you ever spot one, his dick is probably out 24/7 and hes masturbating constantly
bobert: yo i never met my neighbor face to face but the locals tell me hes a wankerschmankle

Wankersaurus

Someone who has an unrestible urge to masturbate and achieve a full orgasm but is unable to due to circumstances
Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.

John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
Wankersaurus by Saggie nips December 19, 2017