by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003
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Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.
They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.
Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.
*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.
They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.
Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.
*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
by Poncho Sanchez August 13, 2018
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Man 1: Hey dude, I heard both you and the misses broke your Virginiaty on your trip!
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by Eziquio C. December 22, 2014
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by dirty harold January 20, 2019
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