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Herschel 

Herschel’s... well they are very outgoing, thoughtful, and he’s good looking he’s good at handling things, he can be nice when he wants to but otherwise on the inside he’s just a good, kind hearted, thoughtful person.
Herschel is a wonderful person!
Herschel by m.arissa.12 January 25, 2019

herschel 

The herschel can't wear his spikes anymore.
herschel by too cool to be named December 1, 2004

Herschel 

To celebrate life surrounded by the people you love, while enjoying a shtickle herring
Hey guys, come over for some Herschel and whiskey
Herschel by Kive March 5, 2019
Herschel is someone who loves going to the massage pallor and visiting Escorts on special occasions. He is also someone who is trying his best to fight his demons that cause him to do those disgusting deeds.
You're acting like a Herschel right now
Herschel by Cowa_Bunga October 14, 2026

Herschel Walker 

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr
Herschel Walker by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

Herschel's Law 

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.
Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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